What do you think Jesus would do ?

Question

This is the right section for a Jesus question, isn't it?

Answer 1

i think he has a great sense of humor so i think he'd joke around and laugh a lot.

Answer 2

What would Jesus do?  

Well for one He wouldn't hang out here.  

Answer 3

what He would do.

yup....right here.

Answer 4

Well, one thing is for sure: he ain't getting no pancakes from the freaking waffle house on a Sunday.

They are only opened Monday - Saturdays.

*cries for waffles*

Answer 5

well you . . . . ... .

gotta remember Jesus's ideas where pretty liberal and not in the least popular with the powerful people, it sort of got him hung.

You have a lovely neck, you may stick it anywhere you wish in my vicinity, I pormise you, nothing bad will happen.

Answer 6

Love.

Yes, it's the right section!

ma

Answer 7

Daniel Wallace (expert in ancient texts and early Biblical manuscripts) in an interview in the book "The Case for the Real Jesus" says "It's disturbing that when it comes to the Christian faith, people don't really want, or know how, to investigate the evidence"

So perhaps you should study the Bible to find out more about him and you can perhaps answer that in regards to your circumstance.  But as a general answer, if he was back here now that would mean he has returned and he would be ruler of all mankind and be judging and separating the saved from the damned.

http://www.biblegateway.com

God Bless

Todd

Answer 8

he will kill all christians

Answer 9

Get an IPod...

Answer 10

He would bless you and take away your sins, and then sell them to that weirdo who hangs out by the bridge. He will take the money He earns by selling your sins and play some video games and answer some questions here, and then go back to the beginning.

<---teaches Sunday skool

Answer 11

The Jesus thing.

Answer 12

i think since he was kind of a hippie, he probably would get baked and play frisbee golf.

Answer 13

would do about what? Yes it is the right section but its incomplete. what would he do with what? do you mean politics, abortions, war, tv, abandoned children, p**n, government, homelssness, churches, what?  

Answer 14

Jesus would do what the Father told him to do.

Answer 15

love, forgive, heal, deliver

Answer 16

Smoke a fatty, drink a forty, and hang with the homies.

Answer 17

I think he'd get into a g*y s*x scandal with Joel Olstein.  

Answer 18

About what? If Jesus was here in the world right now, He would preach and teach about the ways of God.

Answer 19

change places with God

Answer 20

shut up.