What do you think about my plan?

Question

The squirrels and deer and stuff are always eating our tomatoes. Soooo, what if I went out and found a puppy for free? Then I could tie it up outside, and it could scare all the animals away! A Pit Bull of course cuz they're so mean. And then once tomato season is over, it'll be housebroken right? And trained and stuff?

Legit: Do you own your dog or does your dog own you?

Answer 1

OMG HAHAHA!

Legit: we share equal custody;)

Answer 2

Yea Cool plan. (not) We own each other.  

Answer 3

Yep dogs are trained by osmosis.  Don't get a free pit bull, get one of those designer dogs found at the pound.  A Wal-Mart parking lot dog will be even better.

Legit: ownership is mutual.

Answer 4

Hehe you are all for the silly posts tonight. My Mom's Chihuahua's own the whole family.. including our cats and Shepherds....

My dogs at home get away with lots... but nothing like Mom's chi's :P

Answer 5

ADVERT - Teacup Plastawalespoonie for sale!!!!! Try one of these instead.... you shan't be disappointed, and MUCH better than these terrible awful pitties!!! Of course I have never met one, but the Media is my bible, and one simply MUST believe what it says, of course it NEVER stereotypes and exaggerates!!!!

Legit - We both manipulate each other ;-)

Answer 6

i thank a pit bull is a gud idea since theyll eat u alive. i mean cuz their flesh rippin. make sho to give it gunpowda and try to giv it rabies cuz then youd have a kick azz dogga.

yeh of courze itll b hozebroken durr! puppas train demselves. all u have to do is give em a good azz whooping and they'll learn dont worry.

Legit:

*Sigh*

They own me, of course!

Answer 7

Great! Why not get a puppymill poopie from a petstore! (They are the best!) I have a Chihwa-Bull (I got her from a Puppymill) and she scares away the birds and bees! And she loves tomatoes!

LEGIT -

Chuckles - I own him. You don't see him going to the store for his food do ya?

Sampson - ^ see above ^

Answer 8

My little red birdie friend is right, you are much better off with one of those then a pit bull, i mean pits are so out of style! It better be house broken and trained or else just let him go and by a new dog next season!

Legit: It depends, some nights emmet and cody are generous when they have ate a good meal. But most of the time they own me! =)

Answer 9

LOL.

I'm pretty sure, even though I don't always like to admit it, my dogs own me.

Answer 10

Well duh, of course that's a brilliant plan! Although, you should get a Pit Bull and a Rottweiler, so then you can bread them together and then you'll have heaps of puppies who you can sell for $1000 each as Rottbulls. Good luck!

Legit: Well, I don't actually own a dog at all (and am not owned by one either).

Answer 11

OMG!

no, u shud lyk get a mean old Lab mix because they look lik pitbulls but they are 20000 tyms more bad!

Just luk online on the classifieds and post an add that says " luking 4 tomato gard puppie, must be mean and free".

U will lyk get sooo many dogies!

And then once tomato season is over just dump it in someones yard. PERFECT idea!!!

No, mean dogs like lab mixs and pitt bullies dont ever get house brokted b-cuz they are tooo mean!

LEGIT: I am sad to say my dogs own me.

LOL!

EVERYONE THIS IS A JOKE!

LOL!

Answer 12

noooooo don't go with the pit bull.Get the Great Dane that way he can step on the deer and squirrels.

Legit:We're fighting for custody