An old,ugly witch caught a handsome man. She told him: "I am gonna ask you a riddle, if you answer correctly I will spend the night with you.But if your answer wrong,I will eat you"
"Better to eat me" - he thought
"So... it is little,green,lives in the swamps,begins with the letter "F" and ends with "G"....what is that? "
"A beetle!!!" - he answered
"Oh,you,sweetie, CORRECT!!!!! "
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