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What do you think about these jokes?

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1) Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a

few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are

able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the

ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you

put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That

ticking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so

shut the h**l up."

2) A baby boy had just been born. He had all his parts and seemed quite normal,

except that he was laughing, I mean laughing real hard.

All the doctors and nurses were examining the little guy, in front of his worried parents.

But he kept on laughing. His tiny fists all closed and tears rolling from his eyes.

One at a time, a pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers to check if his hand was alright,

and...... guess what he found?

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  1. loved the first one

    no comment bout the second one


  2. hahahahahahah lmao that was great! a bcp hah!

  3. Dude that was frickin funny!! At first i was confused about the second one,but then i just started to crack up, those jokes deserve more then one star!! FABULOUS JOB!!!

  4. first ones funny second one... not so mmuch!

  5. I like the first one....so funny!!

  6. HUH?first good second.............................not!

  7. Scrap the second one, the first was brilliant...!

  8. love the first one! its hilarious!!!!

  9. the first was funny

    the second one wasn't

  10. Ooh, good.

  11. i LOVE THOSE both of them HILARIOUS

  12. lol the first one was too funny, good one.  the second one was just okay...but it made me smile tho, lol.

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