1) Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a
few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are
able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the
ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you
put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That
ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so
shut the h**l up."
2) A baby boy had just been born. He had all his parts and seemed quite normal,
except that he was laughing, I mean laughing real hard.
All the doctors and nurses were examining the little guy, in front of his worried parents.
But he kept on laughing. His tiny fists all closed and tears rolling from his eyes.
One at a time, a pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers to check if his hand was alright,
and...... guess what he found?
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The Birth Control Pill!
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