What do you think about these two quotes?

Question

This is the stupidest question I've ever made, lol. I'm just curious though.

Anyways, do you find the following to be nice and/or funny?

"According to the Academy of Incomplete Research, nine out of ten..."

"Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't good for anything, but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs."

Answer 1

I think they are funny

Answer 2

lmao.

Answer 3

lol

Answer 4

The first gets is humor from the wording....Clever. -

The second is hostile humor...smiling when doing something aggressive + comparing a human being to a play toy. Ugh.

Answer 5

Both are funny and light hearted humor- some people could get offended if they didn't understand or took the second one too seriously. So just be careful who you choose to use them on or say them in front of!

Answer 6

like 'em both.  

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