What do you think about this "cheesy" love letter...Can you make it better?

Question

I am writing to you this letter to express my unconditional and outright love for you. So, here it goes...Eat your heart out.

They say you are what you eat, but before you, I hadnt thought it possible to eat angels. You are the Quaker's Oatmeal I eat for breakfast; imporivng my heart's health with each hearty helping. Your eyes - deeper and far, far more heavenly than the largest, sweetest, most chocolatey glass of chocolate milk. Unlike the milk in my fridge though, your beauty has no expiration date and shall never perish. Even more, you are like the spiciest bowl of curry; nothing else can even compare yo how blistering hot you are. When we're together, our love is unstoppable like the Three Muskateers. Your love is worth more than 100 Grand, and your kisses, like a Bit-O-Honey. My heart is starving for your love, so wont you feed it?

Hahah =]

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Answer 1

I personally would never ever in a million years give that to anybody because the reciever will laugh but its your love life - your love is worth more than a hundren grand - how about a million abillion a zillion how about nothing can buy my love for you a hundren grand is not much you now!

Answer 2

Oh God.

Cheesy is an understatement.

Answer 3

Sorry, but it's totally cheesy!!

My first thought when reading it was "Gag me with a spoon"!!

Answer 4

I love it, it's cute. Leave it how it is after all it's YOUR love letter.

Answer 5

that is a great letter! not cheesy at all!

Answer 6

You are the Quaker's Oatmeal I eat for breakfast; improving my heart's health with each hearty helping. Your eyes - deeper and far, far more heavenly than the largest, sweetest, most chocolate glass of chocolate milk. Unlike the milk in my fridge though, your beauty has no expiration date and shall never perish. Even more, you are like the spiciest bowl of curry; nothing else can even compare yo how blistering hot you are. When we're together, our love is unstoppable like the Three Musketeers. Your love is worth more than 100 Grand, and your kisses, like a Bit-O-Honey. My heart is starving for your love, so wont you feed it?

this part is fine ,the angel bit is a little creepy

Answer 7

dont its ****** g*y dude. When you read it she'l be overjoyed and romantisized and it will be as real as the o****m you gave her last night. Love letters work in the movies and **** but in real life they dont  cut the stupid **** out