What do you think about this told to me by a wee lady in Scotland ?

Question

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my

doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.

I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted,

gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time

I got my leotards on, the class was over.

And then her husband had to have his say.

I've sure gotten old. I've had two by-pass surgeries, a hip replacement,

new knees. Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't

hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications

that

make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with

dementia. Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.

Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank

God, I still have my driver's license!

Answer 1

Both are very cute Suzie - thanks for sharing.  I love chuckles - have a star!             CJ

Answer 2

This is another good one ! l lol lol  Whenever I see that wee bagpiper, I run for the loo before reading !  If I didn't, I know I will wet my britches ! !

Answer 3

You know, I think the husband was in front of me on the road this morning.

Good one Suzie

Answer 4

Another good one thanks for sharing with us.

Answer 5

That was funny and so truthful. Sometimes by the time I get ready to go somewhere, I am ready for a nap!

Answer 6

At least the BMV doesn't care enough about your health to interfere.

Answer 7

awe here is to you  as you always cheer us up you a wee cracker.a wee tune for you cheers

Answer 8

Thanks Suzy another good one.  I feel like that after dressing and getting things ready to so something i need a nap!!!!!

Answer 9

Wow there's still hope for me.  Here I was about to give up LOLI guess I still have a long way to go. That's really good because I hate to quit and now I can be like the pink bunny---and keep going-and going and going.   Tee Hee.Good one Susie

Answer 10

So they were the couple that caused the pile up on the M60!

Answer 11

A good 'un.