What do you think about when you take a dump?

Question

I think of LLamas and Jay leno.

Answer 1

s*x

Answer 2

I think first about programming it with targeting data (somebody I don't like) then about launching a  Tomahawk- style supersmart sewer-cruise missile that will speedily wend it's way through the sewer pipes to  cleverly find it's way to the target,  then burst up from out of a toilet at the targets' house and explode scattering s**t everywhere. (hopefully the person I don't like will at least be in the room (impact area) - possibly even sitting on the crapper).

Answer 3

I imagine my turds going down the red carpet in formal clothes. Once they walk and wave to the end of the red carpet, they fall in the toilet!

Answer 4

i think about lynching .......

Answer 5

Usually I think, "gee, I should really clean this bathroom".

Answer 6

i think i wish i could go to the bathroom by myself.  my 2 yr. old son will not leave me alone so I just try to get him to leave or give him something to play with that will keep him busy in the bathroom.