What do you think of my impressive heat vision?

Question

Major props to all of you who saw that i was joking and went along with it. For the other people, I only have one thing to say: Life sucks without humor.

Answer 1

the straw was up your butt at the time and you were having hot farts from eating all of those burritos.

Answer 2

Phenomenal. Yet, not extraordinary.

Yesterday, I turned a minivan into Play-Doh.

Answer 3

Look into the mirror and try that again.

Answer 4

i'm getting ready to liquify pizza.

Answer 5

Point it towards the East Coast...PLEASE!

Answer 6

well if you use it to heat homes where families are without heat i would be impressed

Answer 7

Cool

Answer 8

I Think it is really HOT!

Answer 9

Ooooh!  That'll be impressive when the Cyborgs come.

Answer 10

perhaps you are from Krypton.

Could you explain to me how superman did the cellephane S trick in superman 2?

Answer 11

Yesterday I liquified my brain, actually I have that most days... hmmmmm................. what could it mean????

Answer 12

So why didn't you make a video of you doing that?Maybe Randi will give you some money.

Answer 13

Heat vision is so five minutes ago geez way to try to be cool.

Try turning invisible like the cool kids.

Answer 14

Its no match for my X-ray vision, I can see your underwear!

Answer 15

I am sooooo impressed! Oh my gosh ! My cat fainted!

Answer 16

COOOL

Answer 17

You're retarded.

Answer 18

last year, i was staring at the sky and my super impressive heat vision burned a hole in the ozone layer. im the reason we have global warming. beat that.

Answer 19

that would take a lot of colored electromagnetism and esp