What do you think of my sticky handshake situation?

Question

These pictures are selections from a series about a woman who shakes my hand a long time and refuses to let go. I plan to write some stuff to go with the pictures but I'd like to know if you have any captions or lines to go with one of the pics? Also, does it look like I will ever get away (heehee)?

Thanks. This is just for fun.

1: http://bp0.blogger.com/_RvH8Iimjgyg/SJiQpiNsSAI/AAAAAAAAAeY/wpHWI-CRhEY/s1600-h/4.jpg

2: http://bp3.blogger.com/_RvH8Iimjgyg/SJiQkE1l8hI/AAAAAAAAAeI/apZK2WDVWp8/s1600-h/6.jpg

3: http://bp3.blogger.com/_RvH8Iimjgyg/SJiQV7HyBMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/xMx98f3Pu0Q/s1600-h/10.jpg

4: http://bp1.blogger.com/_RvH8Iimjgyg/SJiZTreBu9I/AAAAAAAAAfo/6hsG60xIFgw/s1600-h/14.jpg

5: http://bp2.blogger.com/_RvH8Iimjgyg/SJiZRC_o7vI/AAAAAAAAAfg/rSkCuTFOoAo/s1600-h/15.jpg

6: http://bp3.blogger.com/_RvH8Iimjgyg/SJiZL5iC6HI/AAAAAAAAAfQ/wRfcdlyhjHE/s1600-h/17.jpg

7: http://bp3.blogger.com/_RvH8Iimjgyg/SJiZJLGxmTI/AAAAAAAAAfI/wywl-ha_368/s1600-h/18.jpg

8: http://bp2.blogger.com/_RvH8Iimjgyg/SJiZG1MRi-I/AAAAAAAAAfA/ELa4UwHEzas/s1600-h/19.jpg

9: http://bp0.blogger.com/_RvH8Iimjgyg/SJiZEYMNYKI/AAAAAAAAAe4/YyrWwtYroD8/s1600-h/20.jpg

10: http://bp2.blogger.com/_RvH8Iimjgyg/SJiegNI0YEI/AAAAAAAAAg4/K7S2Z0GIErE/s1600-h/21.jpg

Answer 1

Looks like she really enjoys shaking hands!  Very cute.

Answer 2

Stop putting crazy glue on your hands.