What do you think of the latest piece of troll poetry? Could it be expanded into an elegy? ?

Question

Along the city streets, and by

The avenues, the people fly;

All rushing, going God-knows-where,

Round Marble Arch, Trafalgar Square,

Yet in the midst of all this haste,

All those with ample time to waste,

Can find among the hustling host

A place invisible to most,

The house of all the living souls

‘Tis called The Palace of the Trolls.

Here lingering by the gate, I spied

The Princess of the Trolls inside.

She beckoned me and though I would

Have tarried outside, found I could

Not e’re resist the maiden’s call

To enter in her sacred hall.

She was a lass, quite simply dressed,

She was a blonde (you might have guessed).

I asked “What is it with the trolls

What do you do, what are your roles?

“Trolls are the very heart of wit,

Although their answers sound like ****.

I ask the dumbest questions yet

And ever stupid answers get

From punters greener than the grass

I make the suckers kiss my ***.

This is the kind of stuff I mean,

You’ll see I try to keep it clean

‘What lies due North above North Pole?

Next president to be Bob Dole?

And have you any gambling tips?

And why do oranges have pips?

And rat-a-tat ‘bout this and that

And why are pizzas always flat?

And still they answer every day

For all the suckers come my way.

So why do Yahoo Answers moan

And say the fault’s with us alone?

Just put the blame on simple souls

And never criticise the trolls.

Answer 1

Bravo!  Well penned, LLorti!

Must admit I must search out your queries...and read the replies...

my giggle for the day!

Let's see more of your poetry.

Answer 2

Llort, this is a wonderful poem...fun to read and melodic.  As for being a troll, you are probably the coolest troll on Y!A.  You're definitely the politest and wittiest troll I've ever read.  I'm looking forward to your other poems.

Answer 3

I like trip-trapping over bridges...

Answer 4

For a troll, very clever

as to pizzas flat

cause no cheese

but look to cheese

for the answer

hard to drip when your flat

Answer 5

Like it.....a bit puzzled where the Blonde Troll's response begins and ends (and yours takes over) but, very funny.

e'er

Moi?  Criticise a troll - I wouldn't dare!

Answer 6

A poem written by Llortamai

For all of us here on this site

Clever unusual funny in a way

It must have taken him all night

But don’t be deceived don’t be misled

Don’t believe that he’s on a roll

Don’t be impressed by the ideas in his head

Llortamai  is the reverse of “I am a troll”

Answer 7

Troll or No Troll,

This was very good.

Thankyou for your Wit,and humour.

Answer 8

Good rhyme and meter. Too bad you persist in hurting others. You would do better joining us in poetry.

Answer 9

Trolls are fine,

if you don't let

them get your goat,

I pass then by

before I feel like

ringing their throat,

and there are times

they make me laugh,

to think of why, so silly

they can make us both.

and of your poem I'd like

to say, it is very good,

and I don't know, if you

are, or is a troll, or just

a tease to fool us all!

Kudos.

Edit; Read your "stuff" you do profess to be a troll!