What do you think of the name Penisamuel?

Question

It means "son of Samuel" in my culture.

Answer 1

Since most names get shortened the child will be called p***s by friends. I assume this is a joke question?

Answer 2

YES!!! It is perfect! I'm with Janelle on this..Dildonald for a middle just sounds very classy!

I think "Lil Peni" is a nice nickname too.

Edit: Lynn in FL, that is hysterical! LMAO!

Answer 3

Ohhhh....no I think the whole "p***s" thing will be a HUGE issue for your son.  Remember kids can be soooo cruel.

Answer 4

well.............it's original.

Answer 5

It depends where you will be. If constantly around people of your culture, like 24/7, then it is fine. But most people who speak English and are not familiar with your culture would find a different meaning to that name, and mock the name.

Answer 6

Uh, I think anyone who reads it will think "p***s" first...

Answer 7

p***s/amuel

uhhh NO.

just Samuel would be very cute.

Answer 8

kind of akward, as many of those before me have already pointed out. . . Sorry

Answer 9

Im sorry but thats aweful, please dont call your child that even if it does mean 'son of samuel'

Answer 10

Well it has p***s in it.

Answer 11

i think it is awesome

Answer 12

I think if a child with that name is not going to go through an american school system, its fine.  American parents are sooo unbelievebly uptight about what their kids hear.

Answer 13

it sounds stupid-----may as well name his sister---latrina--meaning toilet.

Answer 14

No!!

Answer 15

LOL

Another original name!!  You are on a roll!!!!!

Answer 16

hopefully he has a big "p***s" lol.jk .jk

Answer 17

Why are you asking these questions?  Put your other name Peenith (that you asked about last week) as the middle name and see what happens.  Enough with the p***s sounding names.  And also you would name your kid Son of Sam.  He's destined to be a serial killer.

Answer 18

It's right up there with Talula does the hula.  No offense....

edit:  Thank you, Janelle.  Your answer gave me a fit of the jollies.  I needed that.

Answer 19

It may be great in your native culture, but as an American name I think it's awful. Sorry, just my opinion.

Answer 20

If that's your decision go for it, but know that you'll have to explain what it means one million times, and not to mention the abuse that someone will endure with that name in a culture that doesn't understand your culture.

Answer 21

Oh, Slappy,  it's lovely! Dildonald would be a great middle name! With a name like Penisamuel Dildonald, he'll be able to impress, MANY women when he is grown! Hope this helps! =)

Answer 22

Ohh Slappy, nice to see another question of yours!

Penisamuel is just so beautiful!

Maybe for a second name or third name though!

How about Tiny Green Penisamuel! (perfect in my opinion)

YOU CRACK ME UP!

Answer 23

Too difficult to write and pronounce in English.  You might try Samuel Junior.

Answer 24

I think Penisenvy sounds much better.  :)

Answer 25

O wow! Everyone will just Penisenvy him like crazy!! Are the daughters of Samuel called Vulvasam??

Answer 26

i look at it and see p***s-samuel.

  thats a no.

Answer 27

Hilarious, I insist you choose it.