What do you think of the name Perineum for a baby boy?

Question

Someone suggested that I change my name.

So I did!

Now no one knows who I am, so you can answer my question without bias.

Thank you!!!

Answer 1

There are other body parts I'd name a child after, I think. :)

If you want something similar, you could go with Perseus (a Greek mythological hero)... but, yah, I'd stay away from Perineum for sure :)

Answer 2

From what I've read, no, no , no ,no NO!

Answer 3

That part in between a womans v****a and b******e? What a wonderful name for a child.

Answer 4

This is just weird. Why would anyone choose that name???

Then again, f***y is an old fashioned English name which is just as bad

Answer 5

Just how much do you want the kid to be beaten up at school. Have a heart, don't give that name to anyone or anything.

Answer 6

You are such a dork but I am quite amused be you.

Your new name is wonderful. It makes me feel all warm and squishy inside. Good choice.

Answer 7

Oh My God!  Do you really want him to be the 7th perineum in their class!?  Come on how about Rofluza or Urosis?

Answer 8

Sounds spunky.  I like it!

Why not Perenium Peenith?  Then you can call him (or her, if it is a transvestite) Pee Pee for short.

Answer 9

Hi Mr. Slappy Sunglasses!

"Why would I name my child after a body part? You people are nuts!" nice pun Slappy!

I like Perineum how about Yukka or Poppy or Opium for his sister?

Answer 10

Hello there....Slappy

Love the name!!!

Answer 11

Would you want to be named v****a or @sshole? When he looks this word up in the dictionary he is going to be quite upset to find out that this is the area between a woman's v****a and her a**s. Bad, bad, bad

Answer 12

Soooo original

Answer 13

I adore it! It's the perfect name for a boy. And what the heck?! Changing your name..NEVER!

Slappy  4 ever!!

Answer 14

There are some people who pick a word for a name because it sounds nice, without finding out what the word means.  I know someone who works for the department of records in her state who says there were some baby girls named Chlamydia.  

Answer 15

Don't be stupid.  I hope your just playing around.  This kid will have to live with the torture of others, then he will change it as soon as he is 18 and will probably think you hate him, why else would you do something so stupid and hurtful.

Answer 16

I like it, and if he would so chose he could go by Perry.

Answer 17

I prefer Taint.

Answer 18

Slappy is this your real name? It is great for you

Answer 19

i like it a lot. Peri is such a cute nickname. I also like Placenta for a little girl.

Answer 20

It sounds like something scientific, i dont like it sorry.  

Answer 21

That isn't nearly as creative as you usually are...But let me guess... Does Perineum mean "beautiful flower" in your culture?

Answer 22

...Hi Slappy.

Answer 23

Always the jokester... Why not find something else to do with your time?

Answer 24

Hmmm. I don't like it. How about Zacky?

Answer 25

Love it, its very unique. I can only imagine what inspired you to come up with such a name.

I have bad news though.. as I believe a celebrity has already named their child this....

Answer 26

You do know what "perineum" is, don't you?

Its the area of skin between your genitals and your a**s.

Answer 27

Perineum is a part of the body... not a name I would choose for any person.

Answer 28

Hey Sunny, great name suggestion!  You can tell your son he was named after your wife's ripped Perineum, you know, after he made his way out of the birth canal and she had to have a episiotemy.  Perfect!

Answer 29

I think you should name it Peenith for a boy or Vahginha for a girl.  They are lovely names in some cultures!!  Peen or Vahg for short!!

Answer 30

Hi Sunny. What's up? Love the name. Go for it!

Answer 31

Hello Slappy!!!! Changing your name isn't fooling anyone. You still ask the same questions and your avatar is the same! Anyway I like Slappy better then Mr. Sunglasses! It fits your personality better!