What do you think of these, which ones do you like the best?

Question

Policeman: I am sorry to have to tell you this Mr Brown, but you wife has just fallen into the wishing well and drowned.

Mr Brown: It works!

Wife: What do you mean coming home half drunk at this time of night?

Husband: It's not my fault - I ran out of money.

Husband: Let's go out on the town tonight and have some fun.

Wife: Yeah, but if you get home before me, remember to leave the front door open.

It first occured to me that our marriage might be in trouble when my wife won an all expenses paid trip for two to Hawaii - and she went twice.

An insurance salesman was trying to persuade a housewife to buy a life insurance policy. "Just imagine if your husband was to die tomorrow," he said. "What would you get?"

"Oh, a Labrador dog, I think," replied the housewife. "They're so well-behaved.

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

I still miss my ex-husband - but my aim is getting better.

Man to marriage counselor: "My wife and I can't agree on our vacation. I want to go to Bermuda and she wants to go with me."

Wedding rings: The world's smallest handcuffs.

Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.

Answer 1

I like the Hawaii trip. Twice.

Answer 2

your a star liked them both good to see you back in action  

Answer 3

can't answer, i fixed that hubby problem years ago.  but i agree with the insurance question, dogs are wonderful, but not well behaved (mine is a 3 year old king of the castle)

Answer 4

Suzie - I loved them all - please keep them coming - we all need a good laugh every day!   Thanks for sharing and have a star!

CJ

Answer 5

I think that all are fabulously funny, but my favorite is the second one!  Ran out of money!  hahaha  Chuckles and stars!

Answer 6

Good ones Susie. I really like the first one and the bridge club. You do come up with some doozies.Missing the ex brings back too many memories.  HA HA

Answer 7

Thanks again for the chuckle.

DeeJay.

Answer 8

I miss my husband too. Yeah right!!!!

No I just would not want getting letters addressed to Inmate # such & such. Because I definitely would not miss if I tried.  

Answer 9

a very good collection. 'Wedding rings' is great.

Answer 10

They are all good, I like the one about the vacation. Thanks   for a good laugh.   Poppy

Answer 11

Lmao,  very good, the first one  :)

Answer 12

I like the one about missing the ex husband.  I think I'll take up target practice myself.

Answer 13

All brought a chuckle;;

Maybe because I no longer wear one, I like the Wedding Rings, quite a bit of truth there.

SMILE

Answer 14

Good One Suzy!  I like number one.  as always, thanks for sharing!!! you are the greatest

Answer 15

Those are great Suzie! LOL .... I like them all.

Answer 16

LOL LOL . . .I think they are all great but the one I hope never to forget is if I miss my ex-husband ! ! LOL LOL   Keep your gun handy, in case he ever comes over there Suzie, your aim is probably better than mine ! !  LOL LOL  

Answer 17

they are all pretty funny but i like the one about hawaii and the missing wife and dog one