What do you think of these 2 Yu-Gi-Oh! cards I invented?

Question

Name: Absolute Chaos Battle

Card Type: Normal Trap Card

Effect: Each player takes 2000 damage and all cards on the field are destroyed. Each player then Special Summons monster cards from their respective decks, disregarding all Special Summon conditions, until all Monster Card Zones are occupied. You may pay 2000 Life Points to return this card from the Graveyard to your hand.

Name: Absolute Chaos War

Card Type: Normal Trap Card

Effect: This card remains on the field for 3 of your opponent’s turns and cannot be destroyed except by the effect of a monster card. As long as this card remains on the field, whenever a monster card is destroyed and/or sent to the Graveyard or a player takes direct damage to their Life Points the controller of that card or the player who took damage can Special Summon a monster card from their deck or hand at the cost of 1000 Life Points, disregarding all Special Summon conditions.

Answer 1

I think they're cool, but would be banned.

Answer 2

I would love to face those cards, they are so awsome and would so be Banned. I like them. I like Beating Banned cards that people complain about that card being broken or unfair. So i really like these cards cause the are a nice Challenge. Great Job.

Answer 3

This would be seriously broken in the current format... Yet wicked fun! Awesome! Say hello to my Rainbow Dragon, Dark Armed Dragon, Rainbowdark Dragon, Exodia Necross, and Demise, King of Armegeddon! PWNAGE!!!

Answer 4

good cards but some cards that are allready made are kinda like that i cant name em off the top of my head but i like the names of those cards

Answer 5

yah good ideas if they do make em real tell me what packs or decks to get em cuzz i like em!! ^_^

Answer 6

Good! that would be fun to play! but aren't those a little to good? Especially the first one. But still, it would be awesome to have in my deck! totally would crush your opponents with a good strategy!

Answer 7

Those cards are awesome, very creative!

Too bad they would be banned, lol.

EDIT: I was about to use the term 'broken! I was afraid no one would understand.