What do you think of these ? are they funny or not?

Question

I have my own opinion on things... Is that ok with you?

Do Maths teachers have a lot of problems?

How can a one pound box of candy make you gain five pounds?

Did you ever stop to think.... and then forget to start again?

How come Tarzan doesn`t have a beard?

Do fishermen live in the reel world?

If a man becomes born again, does he get another belly button?

if the bank returns a cheque for insufficient funds, how do they expect you to pay the penalty with a cheque?

Answer 1

Good one. Keep it up.

Answer 2

0/10 sorry

Answer 3

some were funny, especially the last one. But some were stupid.

Answer 4

dull

Answer 5

there all hilaroius but i personally like the one with the candy.yeah,but i was never good at candy math so ya know...

Answer 6

you can tell you are new

Answer 7

Bless you and welcome

Answer 8

Yawn

Answer 9

Tarzan had some close shaves in the jungle.

All funy quotes.

Answer 10

Why are you back in the tree did you become sea sick. Of course your allowed your opinions.  Never did like maths. Candy is not good for us. If I stopped to think maybe I wouldn't be as stupid. I thought Tarzan had a beard.  Reel those eels in. One belly button is enough for any man. I'm going to the bank now in a nice clean hoovered car.

Answer 11

the candy one rocked all else

Answer 12

I like the way you think -- kinda like George Carlin.

Answer 13

Oh dear! The kakapo's back.

Answer 14

Ouch! very punny

Answer 15

there so bad that there good XD

Answer 16

what?

Answer 17

ooohhh yawn

Answer 18

not

Answer 19

BOOOOOOO!!

Answer 20

They are good. The last two didn't amuse me but the rest did. A worthwhile post.

Making ourselves a target these days are we? Both the post and the answers are funny.