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What do you think of these jokes?

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The first one is a clean one...

A man goes to the doctor and he has broccolli in one ear, a carrot in the other ear, and a potato on his nose. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I don't feel well. Can you tell me what's wrong with me?" And the doctor says, "You haven't been eating right."

And now the dirty one...

A woman goes to a tattoo place and she doesn't look like the tattoo type, so the man who runs the place walks up to her and he says, "Can I help you?" She says, "I'd like a tattoo on my right leg of a turkey, and I want you to write Thanksgiving underneath it. On my left leg I want a tattoo of an evergreen tree, and underneath it I want you to write Christmas." The man then says, "That's an interesting request, may I ask why?" And the woman says, "Because I'm sick of my husband saying there's never anything good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."

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  1. that last one was really funny


  2. LOL funny!

  3. lol fantastic...I will be sure to share them with my friends!

  4. eeewww!! lmao!! i loved them! the 2nd one is gross but hilarious!  

  5. lol the 2nd ones great but i like the first one too!

  6. Omfg those are hilarious. I've heard the first one but the second one was the funniest.

  7. I've never heard of the first one which isn't really funny but still a good joke none the less. The second I heard and love it still. More creative then my tattoo that just directly gives the command. :-)

  8. wow ~~!!!!!!!!

    first one ha ha ha~~~!!!!!!!!!! u cont use every hole for everything there r certain things used for certain things~~~!!!!!!!!!

    second joke that wife has got a delicious dish any man would die for~~!!!!!!!

  9. hilarious! i like em

  10. very good joke...

  11. haha the 2nd one is funny

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