What do you think of these

Question

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

How can there be self-help “groups”?

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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Answer 1

Well, I could cop out and just tell you how funny those things are, but if you really want my tongue-in-cheek explanations, here goes:

1.  You can't touch the stars.

2.   Each one in the group helps his or herself.

3.  If you blow in his face, he could catch all your germs.

4.  People

5.  Because it sounds too much like twenty-one

6.  It must have hurt his ears

7.  If they do discover that, they are still going to be thirsty.

9.  No, it means he lucked out.

10. He never learned to read, and that's why he often gets hit by a car.

11. Indoor toilets

12. Interesting thought.  

Well, there you have it.  My dumb answers to life's idiosyncrasies.  

Answer 2

These are good!Mind boggling stuff...like the Evian one!

Answer 3

Took me a second but I like them a lot! I like the whole onety one thing =P I needed a lil' cheering up as well so thanks =)

Answer 4

Nothing to beat a good cynic!