What do you think of this European joke?

Question

h**l is a British Cook, a Japanese House, and an American Wife.

Heaven is a French Cook, an American Home, and a Japanese Wife.

Answer 1

Well, I have to take offense at the idea of an american wife being hellish... but I do see where your coming from. Not all wifes can be like me... :)~ But my version on heaven would have nothing to do with french cooking or japanese spouses. More like Italian cooking and my husband... Wait I have all that! I guess I'm in heaven!

Answer 2

That is hilarious and makes a lot of sense. I love it.

Answer 3

I don't like French cooking.  Too much sauce.

Answer 4

I heard it that...the perfect world is where the Italians do the loving, the French do the cooking, the Germans do the Engineering and the British do the planning.

The hellish world is one in which the British do the cooking, the Germans do the loving, the French do the engineering and the Italians do the planning.