What do you think of this Irish joke ?

Question

An Irishman arrived at Heathrow airport in London and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was homesick.

'No, 'replied the Irishman.' It's worse, I have lost all me luggage.'

'That's terrible, how did that happen?'

'The cork fell out of me bottle.'

Answer 1

((smirking)).....lol

Answer 2

funny thanks

Answer 3

I think it's a good joke!! LOL!! :D :D :P

P.S. I hate the way that people can tell loads of Irish jokes and I can take the laugh, but if I tell my Polish joke I'm just met with a load of stunned or insulted faces!! :(

I'm Irish, by the way!! ;P

P.P.S. If you don't like or get the joke, why bother answering??

Answer 4

not bad, but i read that as the terminal was crying, not the man- maybe it's just me

this one is better tho

While redecorating a church, three nuns become extremely hot and sweaty in their habits, so Mother Superior says, "Let's take our clothes off, and work naked."

The other two nuns disapprove, and ask, "What if someone sees us?"

But the Mother Superior says, "Don't worry, no one will see us, we'll just lock the door."

So the other nuns agree, strip down and return to work.

Suddenly, they hear a knock at the door, and grab their clothes in a panic.

Mother Superior runs to the door and calls through, "Who is it?"

"Blind man," a man's voice comes back.

So she opens the door, and lets in the blind man, who turns to the nuns and says, "Great t*ts, ladies, now where do you want these blinds?"

go to irishjokes.com for more

Answer 5

Terrible, try this one.

A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die in a plane crash and go up to Heaven's gates together.

When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who says: "Sorry, it's crowded up here, you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can't get in."

He looks at the teacher, and asks her: "What was the name of the famous ocean-liner that sank after hitting an iceberg?"

"Oh, that's easy," the teacher replies, "the Titanic."

So St. Peter lets her into Heaven.

Next he turns to the petty thief.

"How many people died on that ship?" St. Peter asks.

"Oooh, that's tough, but I saw the movie, and I think it was 1,500."

St. Peter steps away and the thief walks into Heaven.

Finally, St. Peter turns to the lawyer and says: "Name them."

Answer 6

heh...

Answer 7

it's ok

but i've heard a lot better

Answer 8

a joke is a joke and this one is pretty funny.

Answer 9

Looks like some people didn't understand the joke. The punch line is in the very last line. Thanks for sharing :-)

Answer 10

Ya see, he wouldn't have been allowed to carry any bottles onto the plane with him, certainly not a bottle of whiskey. And if he purchased said bottle AFTER disembarkation from the plane, well technically it's not luggage.

Ipso Facto, the joke's a load of S***e.

Answer 11

I don't think much of it. Not that many Irish drink, in fact the binge-drinking culture is far more prevalent in the UK.  

Answer 12

Hahahaha............ dont get it  

Answer 13

haha

Answer 14

Sorry, but have heard better

Answer 15

I've heard better. Try this one...

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million pounds. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mum, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

"Don't tell your father, but yes, I would," she replies.

He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million quid, but in reality, we are living with two s***s."  

Answer 16

Eeerrrrmmmmmmmmm...

Answer 17

Hardy har..

Answer 18

its pretty good haha

what about this one:

what is fancy meal for an irishman?

a bag of potatoes and a 6 pack =)

(im irish so im allowed to say that haha)

Answer 19

hahahaha I would be the same if I lost my poteen or Bushmill's