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What do you think of this joke on a scale of 1 to 10?

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Three female friends were having lunch together: a 27-year old mistress, an engaged 22-year old, and a 36-year old married housewife. They were discussing that recently their love life was getting boring, Across the street was a s**y lingerie boutique so after lunch the three went and each bought the same outfit consisting of a black leather bustier, black garter belt w black lace stockings, black leather thong underpants, and a black mask. They all decided to wear the outfits that very night and meet the next morning for breakfast to compare notes. Sure enough, the next morning they eagerly met to discuss the results. The engaged girl said that when her fiance arrived home for dinner, the moment he saw her he scooped her up in his arms and brought her to the bedroom where they made love all night long as he repeatedly told her how beautiful she was and just how very much he loved her. The mistress had a similar story, saying that she visited her lover at his office after hours wearing just a raincoat over her s**y lingerie - and when she dropped the raincoat to the floor, her lover did not say a word - but cleared his desk with one swipe of his arm - and there they had wild s*x for 4 straight hours, The married woman told the others that she too had quite a response: when her husband came home at 6 PM and saw her in the black get-up, he asked, "Hey there, Batman, what's for dinner ?!"

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  1. 5 ish

    barely made me smile


  2. It's funny I guess.

  3. 7 1/2  ...

    funny but i've heard similar oness (:

  4. lol!!! nice one!! i'll give u 8/10

  5. 8. haha, that's funny. but i've heard similar ones before.

  6. ha ha ha~~!!!

    well is it not the batman outfit ~~!!!!!!poor lady~~!!!!!!!!!!

    that was a good one ~~!!!!!!!! a classic i bet u i would give u 9 on that~~!!!!lolzzz

      

  7. that was the stupidest effing joke ever.

    it was a waste of my time

  8. Haha, its good 7 1/2

    I dont know if you would need the ages, but its certainly funny

  9. Thats funny I give you an 8 1/2

  10. Wow, LOL! That is hilarious! I never heard of that one before, did you make it up? If you did, you're amazing... LOL! I'd probably give it an 8, I actually laughed out loud about it.  

  11. 8. :)

  12. not bad 6/10

  13. Hahahahahahaha, it was funny. I guve you nine. I really couldn't see the end coming.

  14. 8

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