Twelve Irish priests were about to be ordained. The final test
was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden
while a s**y, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced
before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his willy, and they
were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front
of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of
spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no
reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from
all the priests until she got to the final priest, Timmy. Poor Timmy.
As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew
off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby
foliage. Embarrassed, Timmy quickly scrambled to where the bell came to
rest. He bent over to pick it up....
......then all the other bells started to ring.
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