What do you think would happen if all humans were born with long tails?

Question

What do you think would happen if all humans were born with long tails?

Answer 1

two c***s! that's sensational!

Answer 2

...we would be alike and normal...

Answer 3

then there will be different tail styles as we have different hairstyles hair.. some might want it layered. while others will put it in a bun.. some will give it a different color. and there will be accessories avaialble for the tail too.  

Answer 4

Car doors would certainly need to be re-examined. Ouch!

Answer 5

We would have contests and accesorize the heck out of 'em! Just think of it, "Best Tails In Town" could outdo Hooters!  

Answer 6

We would have better balance!  

Answer 7

It would make it easier to tell if somebody was happy to see you.

Answer 8

We would have a line of tail accessories...

Answer 9

We'd have a hard time sitting on chairs and couches.  Maybe it would change the design so that there was a hole through which to thread our tails.

Answer 10

we'd have way better balance. wouldnt it be cool if we could hang upside down by our tails?

Answer 11

we already did once...

women would have no more b*****s...

Answer 12

There wont shall be any difference left with animals and humans.

Answer 13

There'd be no criminals. Cause We all will find ourself busy chasing our own tail. The question is? Whose gonna feed us??