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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,

'My elbow hurts like h**l. I guess I'd better see a doctor.'

'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies.

'There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart.

Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor.'

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample.

He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity.

It will improve in two weeks.

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.'

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results.

He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5 If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

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  1. That made me laugh !!! thanks. x


  2. Ha HA! good one!

  3. cool

    keep on rubbing the pole......just keep doing it until a big lighting bolt strikes and the tv says something like "next question"

    when you get to the next question get ready to clip 10 toe nails by clicking on them!!!!!

    there's a limited time to do it!!!!

  4. Eh it was ok. Not that funny but a joke non the less :)

  5. ha ha sooo funny :)

  6. He He Ha Ha, that was absolutely excellent, you make me laugh every time, it's hilarious....!

  7. ha ha ha~~~!!!!!!!!!!!

    that computer is like a fortune teller to him that sure did saved h**l a lots of his money ~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!

    hearty welcome to that computer age~~!!!!!!!

  8. lol  vg

  9. ok!!!!!!!!!! i think it's really intelligent and freaky<3

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