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What do you thnk of this golden oldie ITALIAN VIRGIN?

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Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still

a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very

nervous.

Her mother reassured her;

"Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of

you.

Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta."

So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed

his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama,

Tony's got a big hairy chest."

"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "all good men have hairy chests.

Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his

pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother.

"Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"

"Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs

and he'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on

his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran

downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"

Her Mama said, "Stay here and stir the pasta."

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  1. Lol had to re-read it BUT very funny when i got it rofl.!


  2. You are on form today. Another great one to add to the list. I like it. Exchange is no robbery.....

    Four  people in the carriage of a train - an Englishman, a pretty young blonde girl, an ugly old woman and a Frenchman.

    It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the tunnel the Frenchman is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his cheek.

    The old lady thinks "I bet that Frenchman fondled the blonde in the dark and she slapped him"

    The pretty young blonde thinks " I bet the Frenchman tried to fondle me in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him"

    The Frenchman thinks "I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me"

    The Englishman thinks "I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so I can slap that French t**t again"


  3. it took me a while 2 get it but its oright

  4. Lol

  5. yes this the one ........which make my day...lol


  6. Ha ha ha.!!!

    That is Brilliant Chris.!!!

    10/10.!!!

    Cheers mate.!!

  7. thats a good one :D

  8. Cativo!!

  9. Oooh, nice!!!

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