What do you want on your tombstone??

Question

I want pepperoni!

Answer 1

I don't want a tombstone! I want one of those big statues... of me with a sword in my hand... all buff n handsome... nothing but a little tiny leaf on my ****.... Nothing on my butt though... Pepperonu's good too!

Answer 2

I'd like 3 generations of my genealogy in the form of a tree on my headstone.  Then my name and info on the other side with a small photo of myself.

Answer 3

I want all of my achievements on a big memorial. But if that doesn't do just my name dob and dod with a casket made of gold.

Answer 4

"Dont just stand there, tell me a joke"

Answer 5

"Seize the Day or die regretting the time you've lost."

like the A7X song.

Answer 6

just some writing and my name..........so just in case people pass by, they won't step on me even if i'm dead....being alive i can imagine how much it would hurt.......you never know if you'd still feel pain when you're dead........

Answer 7

"I told you I was sick!"

Answer 8

That's All Folks

Answer 9

Here lies----born---died---mother of--- father of---. So that my family members can find my family if they are doing family history

Answer 10

want to be cremated.don't see the sense of putting me in a box and making me or my loved ones to pay for it.