What do you want on your tombstone?

Question

when you're 6 feet under, what do you want written on your tombstone?

Answer 1

Off questioning ancestors!

(I note the trolls are out.)

Answer 2

Pepperoni & Sausage please! :)

Answer 3

"I went that way!"  with an arrow pointing up.

Answer 4

I came, I saw, I struggled,

and after a while I succumbed

Now for a rest

Answer 5

"Here lies a good man."  No name, no dates, no records left anywhere.

Answer 6

Isanity rules!

Answer 7

Quem di diligunt adulescens moritur!  (He whom the Gods love dies young)

Answer 8

Birth date a( ? ) question mark and death date.

Answer 9

Vanessa

Four husbands.

Answer 10

In the famous words of Sinatra........"I did it MY way!"

Answer 11

On my tombstone neatly lacquered, these 3 words,

"Just Bleedin' Knackered"!

Answer 12

Since I like to write, I'd like the picture of a paper scroll with feather pen/ink well, and my name (duh) on the scroll in semi-fancy lettering, if possible. Then, instead of the usual "Born-Died" wording, I want "Sunrise" for my birth date, and "Sunset" for death date.

    When my cat passes on, I hope to have him stuffed by a taxidermist, and placed in the casket with me. He's my only "baby."   :)

Answer 13

The Possum Lodge Motto "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati" - When all else fails, play dead.

Near the gravesite of U.S. Grant is a tombstone with the inscription "I told you I was sick" - LOL

Answer 14

i want my tombstone to be shaped like a massive c**k