What does God have against Des Moines, Iowa?

Question

The city is flooded after all.

Answer 1

It's not just Des Moines.. there are at least 54 counties in Iowa that are flooded right now.

I know this because I live in one of them, and it is not fun.

But hey, we did get running water back today. I've apparently been taking indoor plumbing for granted.

Answer 2

He's got nothing against Des Moines... He was running short of mosquito breeding areas.  This July, they're gonna be bitten to death.

Answer 3

Judging from the recent news.. he must be mad at Noah.

Answer 4

He doesn't like the fact that many people don't know how to properly pronounce the name of the city.

Answer 5

I don't know but if there were more colored people there George Bush would get blamed