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What does Santa Clause do for the other 364 days?

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What does Santa Clause do for the other 364 days?

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  1. Have you seen him lately???? I imagine he sits on his *** and eats.  I just secured my spot on the naughty list....... :-(


  2. He makes adverts on the telly. Have you seen Captain Birdseye? That's him.

  3. Making toys with all his little helpers.

  4. Mrs clause.

  5. Drinks Arctic Vodka

  6. feeding the raindeer, and cleaning all the poo. lol

    after that he's partying with all the elves.

    Edit_

    working for Coca Cola.

  7. eats, sleeps and poops

  8. he sits around doing nothing until the 24th of december

  9. It's a mystery

  10. He f*cks, he f*cks...

  11. Makes all the toys he delivers on Christmas. Actually he supervises the elves who do the actual construction.

  12. He stars in "Santa Gone Wild: North Pole Edition".  Him and 21 of his elves . . . well . . . you know.

  13. He spanks Jenny McCarthy.

  14. He is preparing for Christmas!

  15. He is preparing and making the presents ready for Christmas :P

  16. Apparently he participates in the Santa Breeding Program (SBG), where he goes to a factory and they make 2000 robotic clones of him. These help him when Christmas comes round, before being put to sleep and being recycled as wood chippings. The SBG then restarts its process...

  17. p**n star

  18. m********e

  19. makes toys of course.

  20. Ugh for somereason the thought of santa makes me feel sick :/ i'm such a humbug

  21. He is out hitting on ladies and watching television. His fave program is Pokemon. =D

  22. pretend to be god

  23. hibernates santa style

  24. he is actually chuck norris

  25. . . . .knitting stockings. . . .

    Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUlOMc-2Q...

    ....yeah!  Why wait?  Let's do it now. . . . .

    White Christmas - Bing Crosby

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Env4WWg0A...

    Unto us a Child is Born - Mister Freddy Handel

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQVQOW1c0...

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