What does a bar maid say in these scenarios?

Question

As a married bar maid I need to stay frienldy and flirtacious but some common drunk people questions leave me blank. How would you try and answer these questions or how would you respond?

1. I've been naughty, I need a spanking.

2. Get naked.

3. Can I spank you?

Answer 1

1) ooh what did you do then you naughty boy!

2) I know where you can get a prozzie.

3)I don't need spanking....

Answer 2

1) Not even with a 10 foot pole.

2) Only in your dreams and my nightmare.

3) No, I'm too hot and you'll get burned.

Answer 3

No alcohol anymore!