What does a buxom, steel thighed girl got to do around here?

Question

to get me some nerds to worship me & send me lascivious e-mails?

Sports > Golf WTH?

Answer 1

It helps to get some reassurance that you are not actually a male, 412-pound plumber from Brooklyn living in mom's basement.

Example: I'm not really a cat.

Answer 2

Stuff all of your panties into your purse.... and throughout the day, drop them everywhere .. like on your boss's desk ... in line at the grocery store ..... at WalMart .... the drive-thru at Burger King ...... Walgreen's ... Toys-R-Us .... the library .... in the freaking school parking lot after you pick up little Johhny ......

Before you know it, the boys will be knocking down your door.

Note:  This plan works best if you use a Sharpie to write your phone number and address in each pair.

*cries because I forgot to write my ph. number in all 412 pairs that I dropped*

Answer 3

Are you holding beer too?

Merry me!

<---I'm really a dog

Answer 4

Stop telling women NOT to bring their panties home in their purse... yeah, that's right!  I saw that! :-)

Answer 5

Post pictures of your buxomness