What does a farmer get when he steps on a rake?

Question

What does a farmer get when he steps on a rake?

Answer 1

either a shot to the groin or stitches

Answer 2

if it is pointing downward... nothing

Answer 3

the same thing a city slicker gets!

Answer 4

He gets a bang on his head - that leaves a big co-co

ooh i feel sorry for that farmer!

Answer 5

A pain in the neck,back,face.

Answer 6

Damaged testicles?

Answer 7

1.06 x 10^-11

Answer 8

A headache and 2 black eyes when the rake handle smacks him between the eyes.

Answer 9

it makes him sneeze.

Answer 10

tetanus

Answer 11

A big red spot on his forehead and a bloody nose.

Answer 12

a look on his face simular to the look on your avitar photo

Answer 13

A well to do lady was giving a garden party to several of her rich friends.  Across the fence a farmer and his son were working in their truck garden.  The ladies were talking and watching the farmer and his son do their work.  The son was close to the fence pulling weeds and his father was on the other side of the garden patch when the farmer suddenly stood straight up and started jumping around in circles hopping on one foot an seemed to be chanting a rhyme.

One of the ladies said that is was an unusual folk dance and that she would give the farmer a hundred dollars if he would come show the dance to her dance class.  The hostess walked over to the fence and put the proposition to the son.  The son hollered across the garden, "Hay dad, this lady wants to know if you would step on that rake again for a hundred dollars?"

Answer 14

You don't know your rakes to well, do you?

Answer 15

a sore foot a big red mark on his forehead and a bloody nose

Answer 16

A double bacon cheeseburger,...with fries.