What does it mean when someone says they want to give you a blumpkin?

Question

What does it mean when someone says they want to give you a blumpkin?

Answer 1

A blumpkin is when you get a girl to go down on you while you sit on the toilet

Answer 2

to recieve a bjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds!  its he time honered tradition of recieving a knobber whilst taking a dumple stiltskin

Answer 3

it means you probably don't want to make out with that person

Answer 4

A blumpkin is when you get a girl to go down on you while you sit on the toilet. How you convince her to be there in the first place, is a feat in itself, so congrats! But then while she is down there, you pinch off a loaf and complete the blumpin.