What does queen Elizabeth keep in her purse?

Question

What does queen Elizabeth keep in her purse?

Answer 1

Cookies for the corgis!!

Answer 2

i think its a remote to the world

Answer 3

Her Highness keeps her extra glasses, a pair of clean kid gloves, a cell phone , make-up and a handkerchief ,and a scarf.Her staff has umbrella, and automatic weapons and bottled water.

Answer 4

money???

Answer 5

I would not think she would carry one . that is what Ladies in waiting are for

Answer 6

Extra pair  of stockings and a handkerchief.  

Plus,if she's going to the races,a big wodge

of money so she can bet on horses from her

stables.

Seriously.

Answer 7

Grenade

knuckle duster

pepper spray

romance novel

change of underwear

keys to the palace

pocket knife

lipstick

mirror

two toothpicks

loose change

nunchuks

Answer 8

Pocket Rocket

Small bottle of Jack Daniels

and probably a little black book with all her s*x slaves in it

Answer 9

Mace and a condom.

Answer 10

Her spare tiara.  She has servants to carry stuff for her.  The purse is just for decorations.

Answer 11

M&M's, extra hat pins, Arthirits cream for all that  d**n waving, a lengthy fold out of Chuck's childhood photos, an imaginary friend named Sir Winkie, and a box of Magnum condoms....in case she actually comes to Ireland.

Answer 12

Probably rubber gloves.

Answer 13

a load of c**p

Answer 14

A hanky,lip stick,powder puff and a cell phone!

Answer 15

Her collection of white gloves

Answer 16

Lipstick, tissues, a muzzle for Philip (when it's needed), and a small bottle of Scotch.

Answer 17

I cannot really recall when or where I have read this article regarding what Queen Elizabeth carries in her purse, I believe it went on to state that it contains nothing. She only carries a purse as only an accesory to match her outfit. She always carries her gloves in her hands, she doesn't need cash since everything is provided for her, she doesn't need any comestic items since there is probably an on duty makeup artist and hairstylist.

Answer 18

Pepper spray.

Answer 19

queen things

Answer 20

The key to her chastity belt.  I'll bet Prince Phillip ain't looking for it.

Answer 21

A stun gun and some Certs.

Answer 22

A comb, a handkerchief, a small gold compact and a tube of lipstick.  No money, except on Sundays, when she carries a little folding money to put in the plate as it's passed around during church.

She also uses the purse as a discreet signal to her entourage -- when she shifts it to a certain position (one arm to another), it's a signal that she'd like to move on, away from whomever she's talking to.  That's when they jump into action, "Pardon me, Your Majesty, we're falling behind schedule." or "Lord So-and-So is waiting to see you, M'am." So if you see the purse shifting around, you're boring her. :-)

Answer 23

Apparently, the Queen is the proud owner of a six-gigabyte, silver model i-Pod, purchased for 169 pounds (or $400.05), which might have recently joined those reading glasses she needs and perhaps a handkerchief in her omnipresent purse.  Otherwise, she moves her handbag to signal her ladies-in-waiting, so they can rescue her from boorish conversations.

Answer 24

Per a Lady in Waiting to the Queen a Handkerchief and 4 pounds Sterling for the collection plate at St Georges Chapel at Windsor who won't take her word or check for the Collection Plate.

I read it in Majesty the Queens  Biography.

Answer 25

Nobody actually only the queen herself because she is the one who puts stuff in her purse..

Answer 26

An embroidered hankerchief, breathe mints, and a flask of gin.

You know there are three pictures NOT in there:  Diana, Fergie, and Camilla.

Answer 27

her tiara....

Answer 28

Nail polish, a ferret, and the keys to the kingdom?