What does the name Alonzo mean?

Question

What does the name Alonzo mean?

Answer 1

Alonzo  

First name origin & meaning:

Old German: Noble and ready

First name variations: Alfons, Alonso, Alphonse, Alphonsus, Affonso, Alfonse, Alfonsus, Alfonza, Alfonzo, Alfonso

Last name meaning:

Spanish: variant of Alonso : a cognate of Alfonso.

Spanish and southern Italian: from the personal name Alfonso, the name of a number of Spanish and Portuguese kings. It derives from the Visigothic personal name Adelfonsus, composed of the elements hathu ‘war’ + funs ‘ready’.

Answer 2

It means your parents were either drunk when they named you or just plain hate you.  Imagine, going through your life with a name like a muppet!