What does next year’s golf look like? Here is a sketch of what 2011 might look like
Tiger Woods
The player will no longer be 34.After all his birthday is on the 30th of December. As presumed, the 35-year-old Woods will start the year winless. Least bothered about his career, Tiger will hit the gym more regularly,
giving the best show an eligible bachelor can put on. Being one of the richest athletes in the world, having earned according to Golf Digest in 2010 alone, more than $90.5 million in tournament earnings and endorsements the star golfer can practically do whatever
he likes. 2010 was a relatively laid back season for the veteran, which means if he managed to earn that much in a slow year, he could earn twice or thrice as much in a good one.
The champion who adores the color red may be seen in pink. The veteran wants his wife back and in order to woo her, he will have to show less his full blooded philandering side and more of his caring feminine side. Plus, Pink is
the colour for the Breast Cancer campaign so expect further endorsements and a chance to win back his female fan base after all who wouldn’t be considered an alright human being after supporting such a cause?
Quite often, the press will listen to the same monotonous statement: “I am in the right direction and yes this time, I am making no s*x- tapes. So who is going to catch me? My swings are right and I’m getting back in form so try
me... on the course.”
Lana Lawless
The transgender will lose the case of ‘gender at birth’ in the Federal Court. As a result, she will head towards the Qualifying School to pursue a fresh career in golf.
To make a living, the former police officer will join hands with Devon James and a new scandal will hit the market that Tiger was seeing Lawless on the side as well. Websites and newspaper will be flooded with sizzling gossip and
a single picture will set the state of California on fire: Tiger taking an envelope from Lana Lawless in a private suite.
It will later on be revealed that the ‘envelope’ was in fact a hormones prescription, which Tiger was seeking from Lawless. The transgender had been taking hormones for her s*x change and have had a positive impact on her swings.
She gained an edge of striking the longest drives and this is exactly what Tiger needs.
Colin Montgomerie
The Ryder Cup striker will start his fitness program. Montgomerie has a unique driving style. The 47-year-old shakes his lower buttocks and his legs before swinging the club. What is the purpose behind this movement?
To explain the secret behind his captaincy and butt-shaking movement, the player will upload a video on You-tube. The video will take the media by storm and very soon, the Scott will get loads of endorsements and sponsorships.
The cover of the CD will have Colin wearing blue tights and a white satin shirt symbolizing the flag of Scotland. People will get a complimentary sale coupon to Ian Poulter’s exhibition where they will be able to purchase any piece
of Poulter’s outfits, which he has worn in the past.
2011 will bring the same chain of golf tournaments from Thursday to Sunday. The PGA TOUR will be at its peak with new talent pouring in every year. More controversies will hit the greens of courses, Paul Casey will work on his
consistency to qualify for the Ryder Cup 2012, and Tiger Woods will attend more invitationals to clean up his image.
The year will bring in healthy competition, which in return will groom the players. Tiger might not hit the gym, but he will definitely stick to the statement, which he often gives when he performs badly: “I am on the right track...”
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