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What does this joke mean?

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An omish family go to a mall.

They are fascinated with the technology there.

There is a dad, mom, and two kids, a Boy and a girl.

The mom and girl go to the makeup department because it fascinates them.

The dad and the Boy go check out a large silver door in the wall that is very interesting. They see an old lady go in and lights above the door blink in one direction. The door opens and a very beautiful 20 year old woman comes out. The dad is barely able to utter the words "son, go get your mother, NOW!!!"

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  1. this is the actual joke:

    An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.

    The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

    The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is."

    While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

    The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

    The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

    the father thinks that old women go in the dors and it turn them into young women so he sais go and get your mother (to make her young and beautiful)

    hope this helped!


  2. Dad - being unfamiliar with the modern world - thinks the device behind the silver door turns an old woman into a s**y young woman.  By saying get your mother, he wants her to go in and come out looking s**y.

  3. WOW!  Absolutely Hilarious!!!.

  4. it means the mother is the 20 year old

  5. I post that

    They think it is a machine that makes the person younger get it?

  6. He thinks it changes old people to young beautiful people.

    Because they are Omish, and don't know better.

    HAHA.

    =]

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