What does this mean? i don't understand?

Question

santa clause isn't real.

Answer 1

When two people love each other very much, they commit unspeakable crimes, which can only be stopped by santa's elves. However, the elves are also supposed to feed santa his 37 meals a day. If they don't, he dies. On the 8th day of the 8th month of the 8th year in the year 2000, billions of people got married. That is what unmade santa.  

Answer 2

The answer depends on the context it is being used it. However, I think it could mean that a benevolent person like Santa Clause does not exist in the real world ; trying to imply that in reality, people are not that giving.

Answer 3

it is a metaphor for baby making.