Last night, I dreamed that I was floating in Jennifer Aniston's coffee cup. The only thing that kept me from going under was a mini sugar- coated donut that I was using for a floatation device. Each time she took a sip, I pushed her huge lips away with my arms for fear that should would swallow me. I remember thinking at the time, "Why does her breath smell so bad?" I couldn't believe that she would come to Starbucks without brushing her teeth and/or gargling with some type of mouthwash. I'm usually pretty good at deciphering my own dreams but this one really has me baffled. What do you think this dream means?
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