What does your daddie do for a living??

Question

A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living.

Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail."

Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better."

All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny. The teacher says: "Johnny, what does your Dad do?"

Johnny says: "My Dad is dead."

"I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died?"

"He turned blue, and sh*t on the carpet."

Answer 1

nice one our kidda!!

Answer 2

luv it!

Answer 3

i dont get it!

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Answer 4

We think he might be a Milkman or a Postman.........