What does your voicemail say?!

Question

mine says:

hola no te conteste porque pues a ti que te importa deja in mensaje pero si son puras mensadas no dejes ningun mensaje ok?! bye

in english it means>> hey i didnt answer cause well what do you care leave a mesage but if you gon say stupid stuff then dont leave a mesage ok?! bye

Answer 1

Mine is the recorded message that gives my number and says im unavailable..FUNN huh??

Answer 2

My old voice mail said, "Hi. You can leave a message if you want to, but I probably wouldn't bother seeing how I just delete them anyway. Congratulations to the lucky few who's message I will listen to, but chances are you're not going to be one of them."

Then I changed it to (what it currently says) - "Hey guys. I changed my policy. I have decided to give listening to your voice messages a try. So go ahead and leave one, but still no gaurentees."  

Answer 3

my old one was kinda mean lol

"You've reached _________ sorry i missed you're call, im either busy or i just dont want to talk to you. either way leave a brief message and depending on who you are and what you have to say i may or may not return your call.Thank you and have a nice day!"

- this one always caught people of guard and they forgot what they called for and only said my voicemail hurt their feelings lol

i sing on my new one, " Hey you've reached ________ but i cant come to the phone, just leave me a message after the tone, and i'll get back to you, as soon as i can."

-this one unfortunately makes everyone want to sing their messages, whether they can sing or not...  

Answer 4

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