What evidence can you provide to prove my case that we loose a random word everytime daddy/mommy is spoken?

Question

Is it one to one? How many times will they have to say "daddy" before I can only grunt like a dehydrated caveman? ehu...eggg...enininaaaah...

Answer 1

I think you will find the number of brain cells killed is directly related to the number of utterances of mommy/daddy.  Some days I think I see the brain cells jumping to their deaths..................

Answer 2

Man, do I ever hear you on this one.  After a day's work at the office, I step through the front door of my home and I just repeatedly muttering "what."  I figure it's gonna land in the right place at some point in time.  Sure, I sound like a deranged OCD freak but at least when my kids call me again, I have that "what?" right there and they can start talking.

Answer 3

What??? Where do you get this nonsense??