What exactly makes a woman happy ?

Question

Thanks .

Answer 1

How To Make Women Happy...

The Point System

(advice according to women)

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Simple Duties:

You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You leave the toilet seat up (-5)

You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty (0)

When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex (-1)

When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom (-2)

You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings (+5)

In the snow (+8)

But return with beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

You pummel it with a six iron (+10)

It's her pet (-10)

Social Engagements At a Party:

You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy (-2)

Named Tiffany (-4)

Tiffany is a dancer (-6)

Tiffany has implants (-8)

Her Birthday:

You take her out to dinner (0)

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)

Okay, it is a sports bar (-2)

And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted in all of the colors of your favorite sports team (-10)

A Night Out With the Boys:

Go with a pal (-5)

The pal is happily married (-4)

Or frighteningly single (-7)

And he drives a Mustang (-10)

With a personalized license plate that reads GR8 N BED (-15)

A Night Out:

You take her to a movie (+2)

You take her to a movie she likes (+4)

You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

You take her to a movie you like (-2)

It's called DeathCop 9 (-3)

Which features cyborgs that eat humans (-9)

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

Your Physique:

You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)

You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-800)

Communication: When she wants to talk about a problem:

You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+100)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-20)

The Big Question: She asks, "Do I look fat?"

You hesitate in responding (-10)

You reply, "Where?" (-35)

Any other response (-20)

Answer 2

I don't have an exact idea but I think

respect and care for her feelings and opinions makes her happy most.

Happiness is all about emotions.

Regarding materialistic needs, want and desires, they are liked by every human being. It does not belong to the gender.

      

Answer 3

Effort.  

Actions, not words.  

Answer 4

There is no such thing as a happy or satified woman. Empirical study and observation of relationships have led me to reiterate the first posters opinion, love and fidelity make women insufferably complacent and battling with them gives them the attention and sympathy they so crave.

Wholesome intelligent women are a rarity, most are as dogs, loved with equal amounts of discipline and affection to prevent spoiling or arrogance. The happiest women I know are married to formidably strong single mined, independant men.

Answer 5

Everything - and at once. When she is bored of even that, a lawsuit battle with her man provides some excitement and more than some cash, enough to attract another man for phase two.

Answer 6

I find it is usually the opposite of what I think it is at any given time, unless they are one step ahead in which case it will be the opposite of the opposite of what I think at any given time.

Keeping men in a state of uncertainty seems to appeal to many.  

These lyrics of Ian Dury come to mind.

If I was with a woman she'd wonder what was happening

Little things would slowly go askew

If I was with a woman I'd make her quite unhappy

Specially when she did not want me to

If I was with a woman I'd make believe I loved her

When all the time I would not like her much

If I was with a woman she'd soon become unsettled

I'd show her but I would not let her touch

Look at them laughing

Look at them laughing

Look at them laughing

Laughing, laughing

If I was with a woman I'd never ask her questions

But if she did not want me to I would

If I was with a woman I'd offer my indifference

And make quite sure she never understood

If I was with a woman I'd threaten to unload her

Every time she asked me to explain

If I was with a woman she'd have to learn to cherish

The purity and depth of my disdain

Look at them laughing

Look at them laughing

Look at them laughing

Laughing, laughing

I've been with a woman, she took away my spirit

No woman's coming close to me again

Answer 7

nothing will. if everything is perfect, its TOO perfect and they get bored. but dysfunction and fighting is also bad. but it keeps them from getting bored.

they want everything and nothing

Answer 8

love

Answer 9

Feeling special, being loved, flowers, and just peace of mind and stability. And also, the small things in life that sometimes mean so much. Well, thats my own interpretation...

Answer 10

I dunno

Answer 11

to be feel that she is loved.....

Answer 12

woman are happy beings

are you sad

Answer 13

Oh, you want to understand women?

Good luck with that!

Answer 14

It depend on "where", not depend on "what".

In bed = s*x.

In kitchen = food.

In shopping mall = money.

Answer 15

a gold Carte Blanche card, attention + attention + more attention, and oh yes a gold Carte Blanche card

Answer 16

love and respect nothing else , and if not she actually needs money from you to build her new life .

Answer 17

♥Sex♥, ♥Kiss♥ and ♥Hug♥ from handsome men like us.

Answer 18

Awww.  My apologies to all embittered men here,  on behalf of womenfolk!  

Just leave us in peace and we will be happy!!!

Answer 19

What makes a person happy?

Answer 20

shopping.

Answer 21

lots of beer.  OK.  I give up.  email me.

Answer 22

To love and to be loved in return.

Answer 23

love♥

Answer 24

when she's  truly respected & loved, the difficulty is to know the very inner woman keys  

Answer 25

Rich and handsome guy who are good at white lies and s*x.

Answer 26

Whatever makes a human happy.  Men and women get happy in the same way, more or less with the same things and feelings.

Answer 27

When she feels security from internal side of her mind that someone is present to love her, care her & protect her. I think all these things emerge only when some one love her truly.