What exceptional talents/skills do you have?

Question

I can write like the dickens.

I can also, for some reason, find one thing in a person that they are most sensitive about and slap them in the face with it.

[You say it's not "nice", I say it comes in handy sometimes.]

Answer 1

I can make a joke or an insult out of almost everything, and Im 100% immune to other peoples insults. LOL.