What food makes you f**t the best?

Question

What food makes you f**t the best?

Answer 1

Beans, Sprouts, Brocolli, Real Ale,

Answer 2

beans and spicy burritos!

plbth!

sometimes bean loaded cheesy tacos!

Answer 3

jam tarts make you f**t

custart powder makes it louder

Answer 4

The spicier, the better.

Raw vegetables work well too.

Answer 5

collard greens, turnips, exc. nice smell, too.

Answer 6

CHEESE & ONION CRISPS also BREAD i tend to not light my lighter behind anyone who eats them as i don't want to get burnt to a crisp

Answer 7

Old El paso Fajitas...Yeah Baby!

Answer 8

well beans, onions, bananas,

Answer 9

curried sprouts n a couple of pints of bitter,,,, hav a quick sleep n let the games comence,,

Answer 10

mushy peas get me every time.years ago before i went to a disco my sister and i ate a whole pack between us,by the time i got to the disco i had belly ache.i was having a slow dance with a guy and had to keep breaking off to go to the loo and f**t and they were the loudest explosions ever.when i sat down i was so fed up of going to the loo i kept discreetly pulling my cheeks apart and letting out these long silent farts,i never did that again i can tell you.luckily they didn't smell.

Answer 11

Is this something you need to know so that you can get better at it?  There are far better social skills than this one...

Answer 12

Salutations,

I am answering this as it seems to be written, what makes Me personally. first take a week off from work and pack for camping. then go to an outfitter to get camping gear, buy LOTS of dehydrated food cause it is light to carry, and off you go. now Walk far away from people, cause once you start eating that food you pakced along, your going to be farting like a bull all day long!

I know everone else said beans and broccoli and beer, but I use Beano every day, so those foods don't affect me that way, so ya gotta go Camping!happy trails and Cheers

Answer 13

Beans are good for your body

Beans are good for your heart

Beans are good for your Bum

Cos they Make you f**t

Answer 14

Pears, they make them loud and un smelly.

But beans make them both loud and smelly!!

Answer 15

Beanz meanz fartz  - and that goes for all legumes. That's why you rarely get peas on a plane journey.

Answer 16

get like 5 baritos and u will f**t alllllll dayyyyyy longggggggggg

also chug some pepsie the gas will cause u to f**t so bad pple a mile away can hhere itl lol

Answer 17

Mushroom, Onion, Potato, wheat lol

Answer 18

Mushy peas at lunchtime following a breakfast of bran flakes and sultanas

Answer 19

Hmm... are you going for endurance, strongest smell, or loudest?  For me vegetables and dairy induce more stench than normal, as well as more gas than normal.  A night of drinking beer also tends to lead for a morning-after of farting.

Answer 20

for smell meat, nuts and veg - a lot of cabbage along with lentils and beans, cheese and brocolli - also brussel sprouts are really good.

Answer 21

Beans beans, good for your heart,

The more you eat the more you f**t!

Answer 22

define best.  loudest beans .most frequent beans. most fragrant egg salad with a beer.wettest lobster[don't ask]

Answer 23

Beans hahaha

Answer 24

The Traditional Pork ANd Beans

Answer 25

Beans, beer, and cauliflower

Answer 26

Well, beans of course... the music fruit.

Also, milk and milk products, dried beans and peas, unfermented soybean foods, oat bran, cabbage, brussels sprouts, raw carrots, celery, onions, eggplant, bananas, apples, raisins, grapes, high-fiber cereals and white wheat products.

Spicy foods do not induce flatulence.

Answer 27

Beans Beans, they are good for your heart,

The more you eat, the more you f**t.

Answer 28

brocolli

Answer 29

My homemade falafel.

"Beans, beans, the musical fruit! The more you eat, the more you toot!"

Answer 30

BEANS,BEANs the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot!

Answer 31

Beans would make you f**t a lot. Especially if they are Pinto Beans.