What funny pick-up lines do you know?

Question

A funny one me and my friend made up is:

Hey baby, are you contagious?

Because make me SICK!!!!

lol

tell me if its good too

Answer 1

Did you f**t?

cause you blew me away..

Got a Raisin?

how bout a date?

Your father must be a baker cause you've got nice buns  

Answer 2

My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) d**n! it must be 15 minutes fast  

c**p. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.

There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my p***s, would you suck the poison out?

Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"

Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that!

That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?

s***w me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.

Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?

Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?

Are those space pants? Because your *** is out of this world!

It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

If you were a booger I would pick you first.

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest."

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.

Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.

Is that a ladder in your pants... or the stairway to heaven?

I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a s**y devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Nice shoes, wanna F%#K?

You know what would look good on you? Me!

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty.

I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.

Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

Would you like to go out for some pizza and s*x? (NO) Whats wrong you don't like pizza?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.

How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Hi, my name's Fred, would you like to test my bed?

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart? 9

People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!

Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raisen my bar!

Here's $10. Drink un

Answer 3

my love for you is like diarrhea

i cant seem to hold it in

Answer 4

you've been a bad girl. go to my room.

do you know karate? because your body is really kickin.

WOAH. i hope there's a fireman around, because you're smokin.

i was blinded by your beauty so im going to need your name and number for insurance reasons

Answer 5

I got my library card right here cuz i am checking you OUT!!!!

idk if that works or not but I read it in a magazine earlier today and I think it's funny, lol

Answer 6

if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put U an I together

how much does a polar bear weigh: enough to break the ice, can i your #?

are you from tennesee??

coz your the only ten i see!

i heard these during a commercial

the guy who used the second one got the girl

idk why tho :P

Answer 7

I’ve heard s*x is a killer. Want to die happy?

Answer 8

are you jamaican 'cuz jamaican me crazy! lol

Answer 9

lol thats hilarious. i like this one..

thats a nice shirt..can i look at your tag?

exactly as i thought, made in heaven

ba dom chii lol  (that was the joke drum...)