WE AREN'T STUPID, we know who really is a blonde and who isn't. We can also spot a fake tan like rosie o'donnell at a beauty pageant.
The truth is, we can care less about hair color as long as the girl laughs at our jokes. A lot of us hate when girls wear make up, it's nice to know that they can look good naturally.
We hate when girls look anorexic too, we know real women have curves... at the same time we aren't talking about rolls of fat.
We hate that you don't want us to protect you sometimes, why? because then it feels like we aren't boys. we hate when you need us all the time, why? because it show's your way too dependent.
WE LIKE SMART GIRLS. stupid girls may get noticed by guys but it's for the wrong reasons, "i'm sure i can get her to do anything i want"
we don't marry girls like that, we just use them and then it's over.
we like girls inside, it might be all there on the outside but if she isn't right inside then... "NEXT"
we like girls who smile, even if they end up looking goofy. WE HATE THOSE GIRLS WHO ALWAYS LOOK AS IF THEY ARE ON A RUNWAY, GAH!!
Yes, we can be shallow.... but girls are just as bad.
Tall, dark & handsome? wtf? if a guy is short bald and ugly you know you aren't gonna hook up with him. But the truth of the matter is, we aren't looking for perfection, we are looking for a girl who likes who she is, plain and simple. we have standards just like you do, but we compromise from time to time because sometimes you can beauty in the weirdest places.
is your butt too fat? who cares? the chick at the bar would kill for your junk. have to straighten your hair? we like wavy hair too, the truth is, it's s**y.
girls we want to be friends with, we're nice to, girls we like... we can barely put together sentences. (it's weird)
Anyways, we know when your fake, like all those fugly and messed up facebook ad girls.... platinum blonde hair and dark orange skin? I wouldn't even want to meet that girl. nonetheless date her.
yes, s*x is very important to us.... but at the same time we don't really think about it every 6 seconds. who ever came up with those statistics is a douche bag.
We act girly too sometimes, that doesn't make us any less men... we don't want to go bald or fat or have bad breath. that doesn't make us any less men, respect that.
your ladies and your great, we know that. but stop having all your stupid competitions with another.... we know that girls have inner feuds like "who is the prettiest" and "who has the nicest clothes"...
we know because we do the same.
you've been warned.... the next time you dye your hair, tan your skin, etc. we will know. we might tell you "your hair is really pretty" or "you have perfect skin" but just keep it in the back of your head that, we know.
we have eyes and brains too ;)
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