What happen if you bump into a zombie

Question

what do you think your reaction will be ? I know zombies aren't real but i was just bored =P

Answer 1

I think the zombie would fall to the ground unable to walk or get up and I would have to call the police to find out where the zombie came from if he wasn't in the cemetary.  

Answer 2

you'll find out that he likes turtles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE9...

Answer 3

Go on ebay and bid for "Return of the Evil Dead 3" If you think of zombies when your bored... That movie is the epitome of zombie.(It was made in 1993)... Fecking hilarious, you'll love it.  

Answer 4

He'll eat your flesh and turn you into the living dead.

Answer 5

I know a few 'Zombies' lol

Answer 6

You mean what if i bumped into you? LOL

Answer 7

Kill it.

Answer 8

I would burn or cage it.

Answer 9

gouge out it eyes and eat them for luck

Answer 10

catch it and make it as a pet..

unique pet huh??

Answer 11

i'll kick it then run