What happened to Cinderella after she was swept away by Prince Charming?

Question

What happened to Cinderella after she was swept away by Prince Charming?

Answer 1

Prince Charming ended up dumping Cinderella for a younger woman named Hannah Montana. As she hadn't built up any savings or marketable skills of her own, she had to live off the alimony for a little while before she could move back out of her evil stepmother's house. She worked as a receptionist at a local advertising firm in the meantime, then was promoted to office manager. She later wrote a best-selling book about her experiences.

Answer 2

she got laid

Answer 3

She ended up getting a restraining order on him, and then he did one for her

So he when off with another woman

She is now a die-hard feminist, a spinster, and a ball buster

Answer 4

They had an awesome honeymoon in Charleston, SC. She got knocked up 3 months later, had an incredible pregnancy, had a horrible birth, but now she is loving her life. She still loves to clean, though.

Oh, wait.....that is me.

Answer 5

he relised that cinderella was just a gold digger and only wanted him cause he was a prince so he left her...lol

Answer 6

About the same...cleaning cooking and sewing.  Oh add babies to that.  

Answer 7

didnt you see the sequel

Answer 8

She lived happily ever after, which pissed all the feminists off because they want to ***** about it.

Answer 9

She became a soccer mom.

lol

Answer 10

Baba...amazing. I applaud, and bow humbly in your presence.

Now, will ya help me with these dishes?

Answer 11

Prince Charming is now a construction worker while Cinderella sits at home with 5 kids, getting fat and smoking 3 packs a day. lol

Answer 12

They lived happily ever after?

Or, if you prefer the not-so nice funny greeting card version:

She dumped the prince took all his money and moved to another village to set up the old "peasant girl" scam all over again.

Answer 13

Cinderella trained the Prince like a show dog, her word was his law and she ran the Kingdom into a level of prosperity never seen before or since.

Answer 14

All the feminists hated her.

Answer 15

Nothing happened, it's just a fairy tale.

But I assume she became a princess, considering Prince Charming was a Prince.

Answer 16

She had 12 kids, had stretch marks on 90% of her body, became adept at housework, gained 45 pounds and lived vicariously through her sister and the characters on Days of Our Lives.

Answer 17

They got married, and went to live in the palace.  Eventually Cinderella became Queen.  It took a while for her to get used to the idea that she didn't have to do the housework herself any more and had loads of servants to do it for her, but she got accustomed to it eventually.  However, Charming had to speak to her on several occasions about her tendency to sweep under the throne when she swept into the throne room.

Answer 18

Cindy was a worker, a poor uneducated girl who wasn't accustomed to the monied life.  The King and Queen held a royal banquet to introduce her to the noblemen and women of the country, who knew the story of how she and the Prince met but had never met her.  Cindy wowed 'em with her beauty and charm.  Everything was going beautifully until the meal was over . . . and Cindy got up to clear the table.  

The K&Q were horrified, and Prince Charming was embarrassed.  Cindy insisted on helping the maids with the work, and suggested to the noblemen and women that they might want to pitch in and help too.  She couldn't see any good reason why there was such a class system in place and was proud of her abilities and her work ethic, as a good feminist is.  The Prince turned out to be a real pig, though, and they had a royal argument later on in the royal bedchamber.  His Highness wound up sleping on the royal davenport in the royal sitting room.  

Cinderella's work ethic proved to be the undoing of the royal marriage.  Her in-laws insisted she do nothing but have baby after baby after royal baby.  Cindy wasn't opposed to that, but she saw no reason why she had to live her life according to what somebody else thought she should do.  She divorced the prince, refusing any settlement because she knew she could take care of herself, and married instead a nice man who ran a business in town.  Cindy went to work for him, and her ideas caused their fortune to multiply many times over.  She gave birth to several beautiful, happy, healthy children (two boys, two girls) who were very well educated for their time and eventually made happy marriages of thir own.  Cindy and her husband remained happily married for many years and ran the business together, truly living happily ever after.  They bought a lovely estate close to the castle where the King and Queen could see it every day and reflect upon the rewards of hard work and true love.  They both lived to be very old and remained in love until the end.  They died within weeks of each other because they couldn't bear to be apart, leaving their children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren a legacy of love and a great deal of money.

As for Prince Charming, he married a skeletal shrew who thought her S**t was ice cream and refused to do anything all day except eat bonbons and spend the royal fortune.  He spent the rest of his life regretting divorcing Cindy.  They never did have children, but exactly whose fault that was was never established.  There were rumors that both the Prince and Princess were having an affair with the Master of the Royal Stables, but no one ever knew for sure.