What happened to Hoghead?

Question

So you name now is Albert? So many name Changes! Why not stick to Hoghead? You won't get many points, if you keep changing your screen name. lol :))

Answer 1

I’m not sure I understand the question, but I’ve given this a lot of thought over time.  Quite a coincidence the topic should arise here.

As near as I can tell, the north American “Hoghead,” (Hoggus heddus railroadius) unlike other species such as the land based “peacock” or any of the saltwater tropical fish who use fancy colors and extreme appendages to attract attention to themselves, the hoghead is an illusive creature.  When his camouflage is working properly it is evident when another of the related yet lesser species in the food chain, Conductus snivelus whinius, or any headhunters utters the call when he is tying up, “Who was that shadow at the Register?.”

It is expected, if Darwin was correct, that in 50,000+ years, the species will develop phosphorescent patches below the eyes for reading switch lists and track bulletins in low light.  What is in question is wether the chemical reaction that creates what will be a soft, reddish glow, will show up on a drug test as an opiate or a cannabinoid.

There is a subspecies which you may be referring to, hoggus heddus skidderbackus.  Though nearly extinct, this small group is a master of disguise and is now known to shed his skin and moniker at will, opting at times to use those personal monikers of the past, including the aforementioned as well as Rapid Robert, Rat Azz, Ms Miller, Buffalo Bob and others with no way to spell without violating community standards.  Though now domesticated they usually don’t make good pets.  They are known to be fond of co-workers, but only when seasoned and cooked properly.

Since the subject has been brought up, I wonder if there are there other species of hoggus heddus out there that will share those monikers that have been their camouflage?

Couple of days left, for the intrepid...

Addendum:  It's not about the points.  Never has been....  If it ain't for fun, why do it? I practice the same philosophy for my life...

Answer 2

Sshhhhhhh

He was put in the witness protection program for his own safety.

Please do not ever mention that name again or they will find you.

And you know how they are.